There is a rhubarb thief in Langton, Ontario

Have you ever wanted something so much you could taste it? Well that is how it was with me and the rhubarb pie. I was looking forward all week to having enough rhubarb to make a pie for the weekend.

It was a cool Friday morning and I had all my ingredients and tools assembled on the counter... pastry mat tolling pin mising boweks measureing cups and spoons, sugar, flour, shortening, vinegar, butter, salt.... I was set and ready to go all I needed to do was go walk out back with my trusty kitchen sheers and cut the Rhubarb.... Imagine my surprise when I discovered that someone else had helped themselves to it. Someone got enough Rhubarb off of the plant to make a pie but that someone was not from this house. Yes folks there is a Rhubarb thief in Langton, Ontario and since considering Rhubarb is used to make a CONFECTION I sincerely DOUBT they needed it more than we do and I sincerely hope you figuratively choke on it!

To the Rhubarb thief of Langton Ontario:
Next time you feel the need to steal our rhubarb come inside and get the pastry that I had sitting on the counter at the time and save yourself some work.....
Oh hell, why don't you just wait the extra hour for me to bake the pie and just take that and save yourself all the damn work!