this is an oldie but a goodie

Don't you hate it when the clerk thinks she knows more than you do?
Me: Do you take MasterCard? Your sister store that is half the size of this one in Port Rowan takes Visa
Clerk: No, we just take Interac
Me: Strange, Value-Mart down the road takes Interac, MasterCard and Visa.
Clerk: No they just take Interac like we do.
Me: I have used my MasterCard there several times.

I would know, I shop there.... HERE IS YOUR SIGN!

Interac is the Canadian debit card system Interac is taken just about everywhere BUT Tim Hortin's. (Tim claims taking Interac would slow down his busy business.)

My U. S. MasterCard is a debit card and I get hit with a $1.75 charge to withdraw Canadian cash.... I guess when all I have is my Debit Card I will be shopping at Value-Mart.