Superbowl Sunday at the FAT house

On the way back from the Sunday Buffet romp, I ran into the IGA for bread and potatoes. Upon my return to the van fatboy asked where the Super Bowl snacks were..... I replied, "You ate them at the Buffet.... afterall there is no money tree in the greenhouse at your work." I could tell how disappointed he was....

Well 6pm rolls around and fatboy is complaining of hunger so I look around me and get some ideas.....

I see some old tortillas, a jar of my home canned PEARadise salsa, some crescent rolls, a package of breakfast sausage, a brownie mix, popcorn.

So I heat oil, cut the old tortillas into sixths and start deep frying them while heating the oven, mixing brownies, and pan frying the sausage. I also cut the crescent triangles in half. as soon as the sausage is brown I place in the freezer for a fast cool off. tortillas out... tortillas in... it's a process when you cut each one into 6 pieces.... brownies in the oven wrap sausages in crescent triangles and bake those too. Save extra crescent dough for experiment.... not bad if you fry it and roll the result in cinnamon and sugar... Oh yea and I popped the corn too.
FIVE MINAUTES before I serve this almost Surprise Superbowl buffet, fatboy's boss calls and asks him to go get an emergency shipment from the airport...

So I throw the mess into bags and pans and we take it into the van with us (what fatboy didn't scarf down while getting dressed )

I decided to go for the ride. We go first to get the work van and the customs papers. Then we go all the way to the Airport, fighting bad roads all to find the shipment was bumped off the plane for Valentines Day flowers and wouldn't be sent for another 24 hours.

We fight patches of bad roads all the way back it ends up being a six hour ride... fatboy complained how he was loosing sleep for this senseless trip and I said yea and it wrecked our Superbowl party too.... To which fatboy replied...."Dear we don't watch football"